Even though the movie is silly, there are still some witty lines. A list can be found here, but here are some of them:
Luna Schlosser: It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years.
Miles Monroe: 204, if you count my marriage.
Miles Monroe: I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.
Miles Monroe: When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said "rabies." She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a great dane.
Miles Monroe: I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.
Luna Schlosser: I think we should have had sex, but there weren't enough people.
The trailer is really funny and worth the watch. Woody appears in it as himself:
